As a first test of the articles in dotTEXT, i will post this email i have gotten many times. im sure you more then likly got it before too.
I got this as an email, but its true!
Things that are difficult to say when you’re drunk…
Things that are VERY difficult to say when you’re drunk…
b) British Constitution
c) Passive-aggressive disorder
Things that are DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE to say when you’re drunk…
a) Thanks, but I don’t want to sleep with you.
b) Nope, no more booze for me.
c) Sorry, but you’re not really my type.
d) No kebab for me, thank you.
e) Good evening officer, isn’t it lovely out tonight?
f) I’m not interested in fighting you.
g) Oh, I just couldn’t – no one wants to hear me sing.
h) Thank you, but I won’t make any attempt to dance, I have zero
i) Where is the nearest toilet? I refuse to vomit in the street.
j) I must be going home now as I have work in the morning.
k) Look, it would be great to have a shag but I hardly know you and we
will only feel really embarrassed and awkward in the morning.
l) That guy is looking at my girlfriend but I am sure its just
because he knows her or something.
m) That chair looks wobbly and dangerous and I certainly wouldn’t try
balancing on it with this short skirt on in case I fell off.
n) I must get to my bed as I could never have a really good sleep in
o) I really believe in prohibition.
p) I honestly don’t think the rest of the city centre wants to see my
q) No..you are not my bestest mate in the whole world. I’ve only known
you for a few hours.
r) I’m sure those young women are extremely intelligent and have
s) Im sure my feet would be damaged for life if I take my shoes off
and walk all the way home.
t) A creamy cocktail followed by 4 shots of tequila…?.surely that
would be no good for my insides.
u) Me? go for a pee in the mens room because the ladies queue is too
long? I don’t think so.
v) I`ll just have a big glass of water before I go to bed so I don’t
have hangover in the morning.