Car talk has some Road Commandments. very good.
some of my favorite:
Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor’s Lexus.
*Thy horsepower shalt not exceed thy I.Q. *
*Honor thy service intervals. *
Thou shalt not take thy rental car to Mexico.
if thou are going to pick thine nose, for Christ’s sake, make sure no one’s looking.
Feed thy meter, except on the Sabbath, lest thee suffer the eternal boot.</blockquote>